Attention FoB Raiders

I got something special cooked up for you guys. After trying to learn building in an effort to design THE perfect base and getting relentlessly shelled and raided, I’ve lost my mind.

I have come to conclusion that I cannot keep yall out of my base, but in admitting this defeat, I’ve stumbled upon something truly psychotic. I’ll just trap you in my manic maze of corridors and dead ends. No way out. No sounds except the tink of a hammer and some mumbling. It’s just you, me, and all the time left in the game. I hope you brought plenty of explosives and a snack, because you’ll be stuck there for a while listening to the mutterings of a madman with a hammer and a shotgun as I slowly but surely tunnel my way across the map in a spiderweb of never ending concrete mazes.

Sure you may blow through 1 or 2 walls, but you still won’t be able to make sense of it. It’ll just be wall after wall after wall. Corridor after corridor. The sound of the hammer never ceases. And then you’ll be as mad as me :)

Can’t wait to welcome y’all into my abode!