We should get a Toyota Hilux with a .50 cal. Here’s why:

Hear me out.

Give us a beat-up Toyota Hilux with a .50 cal mounted in the bed.

Nothing fancy. No armor. No futuristic shit. Just a pickup truck, a big gun, and absolutely questionable decision making.

It would be perfect for moving a small squad around fast, flanking, chasing people down, or rolling up somewhere you probably have no business being.

The tradeoff is pretty obvious too. You have basically zero protection. Driver gets smoked? You’re screwed. Gunner gets caught out? Screwed. Somebody hits you with anything remotely explosive? Toyota space program.

But if you actually manage to get behind somebody with that .50… Worth it. And let’s be real, a Hilux technical just fits Wardogs way too well.

Devs. Please. Give us the war crime Toyota.