Twas The Night Before Wardogs

Twas the night before Launch day, when all through the flat

Not a Creature was stirring, not even a rat;

The files were downloaded on the PCs with care,

In hopes that Wardogs soon would be there;

The gamers were nestled all snug in their beds;

While visions of supply runs raced in their heads;

And wifey in her hoodie, and I in my boxers,

Had just settled our brains from the long summer fluster,

When back in the office there rose such a clatter,

I sprang from the couch thinking, “The fucks the matter?!”

Away to the office I flew like mortar,

Tore open the door and leaped over the clutter.

The monitors burned bright on top of my desk,

And shown with great light onto his tac-vest!

When what to my tired eyes did appear,

The CEO of Bulkhead, Joe Brammer was here!

With a flick of his wrist and a wink of his eye,

Wardogs was playing with a new season so fine;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And loaded the game complete with fun perks,

Then laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, out the window he rose;

He sprang to his sedan, to the devs gave a salute,

And away they flew to the next eager recruit,

But I heard them exclaim, before they drove out of sight;

“ Happy Launch Day to all and to all a good fight! ”

(NO AI WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS MEME)

SEE YOU TOMORROW FUCKERS